Tent Pants Contest Winner…

I was disappointed with some of the posts and lack of quality chicks, but at least some were funny. It included a dude who looks like a chick, and this gem.

Hilarous.

Winners

James

I really did not want to pick Megan Fox because I wanted to see some new chicks, however this is still the best there was.

Johnno

Because Cam now rides for Monster, and this chick is really hot anyways.

Congrats to the winners, and thanks to everyone for participating. Blue Ribbon

13 Comments

  1. Johnno says:
    April 14, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Cheers guys, what do i do to get my prize sent? throw in some signed shit?


  2. "Ki"ng of Hot Interweb Babes says:
    April 14, 2011 at 9:41 am

    I’m going to boycott this site if you give someone a prize for submitting a shot of Megan Fox and I get nothing for my pile of steaming poo. I mean com’on seriously… Megan Fox? How much imagination and work did that take to find her. Hot-chick-interweb-pissing-matches are all about finding the totally fresh unattainable exotic chick who’s name you can’t pronounce. Megan Fox- we all had her on our list years ago. I mean how does it feel to know that your girl has already been the fantasy of like 10 million other doods? Slut!

    *And when I say “fresh” I don’t mean some 12 year old you’re stalking on Pinkbike.

    where are my grips Zink?


  3. james says:
    April 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    I’m just glad I beat “ki”ing of hot shit piles.



  4. "Ki"ng of Hot Interweb Babes says:
    April 14, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    James-

    Not only do you have bad taste in women, but you’re also delusional- I could have you by typing “hit baves” into Google image and selecting the first pic. That’s right “hit baves” because I did it with my eyes closed and fat-fingered the spelling just to prove a blind dood, could pick a hotter chick than you. Don’t believe me? Give it a try.

    Anyways, my steaming pile of poo wasn’t in competition with your boring mainstream pop-out piece of ass. I can’t believe I have to spell this out for you – I was trying to make a statement about how much more interesting my steaming pile of poo was compared to the plain vanilla-bean Barbi chick dullards like yourself selected as hottest chick.

    Where’s my grips Zink?


  5. james says:
    April 14, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    so to sum up what you’ve said:
    you’re fat
    you like poo
    you dont like hot babes

    to be honest man, you probably need the grips more than me


  6. "Ki"ng of being burned says:
    April 14, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    OH SNAP! You burned me James. This internet hot chick battle was all fun & games until I got outwitted by a Megan Fox fan. Don’t think I can poke my head around these parts anymore.

    Yeah…where’s my grips Zink?


  7. "Ki"ng of being burned says:
    April 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    One last thing…

    That monster girl? Really??? Her forehead is bumpin’ yo! That shits big enough to put a Monster and Red Bull logo on. First thing that pic made me want to do was try and bounce a quarter off that noggin into her beer cup.


  8. T-Dawg says:
    April 14, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    I’m just glad Howie actually PICKED SOMEONE to win……unlike some other dubious Sensus contests that have no winner. (Yeah- I’m looking at you Tsage and CamZink )

    *** And at least he didn’t pick Bree Olsen……the girl holds the world record for multiple cum swallows.


  9. HZINK says:
    April 15, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Anyone Charlie Sheen has been with is out of the question. Especially Porn Stars.


  10. Iggz says:
    April 24, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    Damn, I should have scoped the site that day… I would have won.

    http://i.imgur.com/ZVJKb.jpg

    Yup.


  11. HZINK says:
    April 25, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Yup, you would have won.


  12. yo dog dis Chevy Chase says:
    April 26, 2011 at 10:56 am

    Damn I am a procrastinator, this http://www.wealthywheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Nicky-Whelan-2.jpg would have won.


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