Posts Tagged 'billy mays'

29
Jun

This was a very sad death, and I’m really not joking.

 

Billy Mays was found dead in his Tampa Bay home by his wife on Sunday June 28, 2009.  Sadly he died of heart disease.

This guy started his career by selling siphons at Coney Island. He is a self made man who loved what he did.

My brother and I surely will miss seeing him on TV and hearing his overtly powerful voice. 

This guy could sell Ice blocks to eskimoes.

 

R.I.P.

Billy Mays (1958-2009)

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15
Jan

WORST OF 2008

 

The worst excuse for a violent criminal: The Hamburgular

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I mean this guy goes around steeling food, and shitty food at that. Look at this pic he is stealing nitrous oxide from some family.

Worst excuse for Mexicans: The lacondeguy’s

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Look at these guys with matching shirts and bikes. They even have matching lack of mustache.

Worst Gary Busey impersenation: Nick Nolte

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I mean for a legendary actor and asshole to impersonate another leaves me with no faith in Hollywood. Originality is dead.


Worst excuse for knees: The Zink Brothers

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Of course were sitting down sitting down, neither of us can walk until we start drinkin.

Worst use of a dessert name: The Banana Splits

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These dirtbags have been flamboyantly parading about since the 70′s

Worst Excuse for a Nazi: Tom Cruise

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Worst Excuse for a Mom: Yours

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Worst Excuse to be a creep: The ShamWow Guy

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All this guy is doing is selling a Chinese Chamois. To be this fucked you got to at least be selling anything Billy Mays sells.

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The worst thing of 2008: The Fucking Blonas Brothers

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Three Gay with a capital “G” brothers are selling millions of records spreading their gayness. Who the fuck cares about these pukes.