Kirt Voreis Is My Dad Contest

We here at the Sensus give a big thanks to Kirt Voreis for just about everything we have ever done, therefore we are not giving out any of the shit they are on pinkbike. We are though, giving away a pair of Sensus Lock ons. What do you have to do? Tell us your #1 reason why you think Kirt Voreis is your birth Dad, keep in mind he was on the prowl in the 90′s, that simple.


  1. Iggz says:
    November 25, 2010 at 5:05 am

    Well cuz there’s a bong in my camelbak at all times….

  2. Cody says:
    November 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    cuz along with slayin corners on his 3in hardtail he was slayin redheads

  3. T-Dawg says:
    November 25, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I’m still trying to figure out if Kirt has a long lost twin brother – or does he lead a double life as a DEA agent on the East Coast…..?

    See Exhibit A :

  4. Myles says:
    November 25, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Cuz I slay chicks like Pamela Anderson.

  5. Dslay says:
    November 25, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    for some reason i always have urges and bite my tubes when they are flat and never knew why… i guess i know now

  6. Secco says:
    November 25, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    My mom has an All Ride tramp stamp.

  7. Chris Duncan says:
    November 26, 2010 at 2:41 am

    Dude the dea thing was gay

  8. Jonathon S. says:
    November 26, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Because i have a 2001 specialized wc bike in my garage and a lifetime supply of mountain dew. I also used to visit shaun palmers house on a daily basis when i was 5 with my dad kirt

  9. BJPlatte says:
    November 26, 2010 at 9:43 am

    The hair. Gotta be the hair.

  10. dirt boarder says:
    November 26, 2010 at 10:30 am

    kirt voreis has to be my father because chris duncan is too young to be it.

  11. Joe says:
    November 26, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Kirt’s my dad cuz we are both hung like buck gerbils! And we get as much ass as a toilet seat. More butt than an ashtray. Got more game than Parker Bros.?

  12. T-Dawg says:
    November 26, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    Hey Chris Duncan, I think you’ll like this video from Cory Nastazio more – cuz your the STAR of it. Its Fucking hilarious

  13. Mike h says:
    November 27, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Because on the Maury Povich Show they said “Kirt you are the father” DNA don’t lie

  14. tiltmode says:
    November 27, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Kirt is my dad, at least thats what mom says. She was “going to school”in Bend Oregon and got a part time job as a full time waitress. “he liked his eggs “lightly scrambled”, bacon was roadkill” mom said. Before a trip to Whistler Kirt asked mom if she would go with him, excited she jumped at the chance (although nervous that her Roadmaster wouldnt handle the terrain). The RV departed early the next morning so it made sens(us)e that she stay the night. When she woke all she was left with was a sleevless shirt and a hole in her heart (and me).

  15. voreis says:
    November 30, 2010 at 11:37 am

    None of yus are me kid. My kid would be out catching rattlers not sittin inside on the dang heckin computer. Now get outside and close the screen behind ya.

  16. Joe says:
    December 1, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    That’s bullshit Dad! Busting me for being on the computer when your the one who grounded me for stealing your weed…..

  17. Joe says:
    December 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    So when do you send me my grips? I won right?

  18. T-Dawg says:
    December 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    I read on WikiLeaks that tsage picked tiltmode as the winner – after he had a couple dozen Zimas at the fishing hole, trying to catch some more ghetto bass

  19. tiltmode says:
    January 3, 2011 at 2:24 pm


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