Dear Aptos,

Officially dead, the unturndown. Learn to proper table children, its good for the soul. Quit calling this shit an invert, this is in now way shape or form an invert. The bike is not inverted, sorry to break the news. I have grown a supreme hatred for this trick. Yes, its a trick, this “move” is no longer stylish, as deemed by me on this day. So everytime someone does one of these I will no holds bar heckle them. Just stop it already, I cant watch people force there bikes into awkward positions anymore.

Oh and one more thing, dont push your shoulder toward your wheel and then come over and claim shoulder buzz. That means you Eric Porter.


  1. GRBC says:
    March 31, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Feel the Rasta love and get them Dreads stuck in da front wheel mang.

  2. Tim says:
    March 31, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    So why does your mate, Kyle Strait, do two “inverts” in your video?? is this a normal table

  3. SkinnyD says:
    April 1, 2009 at 9:13 am

    I couldnt agree more.

  4. SkinnyD says:
    April 1, 2009 at 9:13 am

    screw you Tim

  5. RolexJr. says:
    April 1, 2009 at 10:24 am

    I love you Sage, no homo. This trick is played, and the Eric Porter part is true.

  6. Charles says:
    April 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Fuck Yeah,
    so damn right!
    Props to this statement.

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